I hate writing about myself. “So, I’m a special snowflake and an unique individual” blah blah blah blah. I’m all right. I’ve got a lovely spouse and two children, one who has Autism. I went to college for the learning. I like books, mainly sci-fi, graphic novels and high culture weirdness. I like video games, RPG style. I have a passing interest in Buddhism and the occult. I believe in the Diff’rent Strokes theme. If you asked me in a party game what my three favorite bands are I’d say The Velvet Underground, Tall Dwarfs and The Monkees. Science is cool. I’m a terrible housekeeper with good intentions. I hate shoes and love slippers. There be cats in this house. If I could do any job in the world I’d be an archaeological microbiologist. I dislike hot drinks. I really never enjoy “romcoms,” no matter how much I may like the cast members. I’m all right!